Stay Woke, Fam

Sam Panini
1 min readFeb 10, 2024

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All of this blew my mind.

The opening of Thomas Jefferson’s 1822 letter to James Smith, rewritten in the style of a TikTok influencer for a 6th grade audience.

Hey fam!

Huge shoutout for those mind-blowing pamphlets on Unitarianism — major props! 🙌

Let’s dive into this like we’re uncovering the secrets of a viral dance move.

Picture this: back in the OG days of Christianity, they were all about one god — simple and pure, just like your go-to snack. 🍿

But then, things got wild with this three-headed god concept, like a mystical Cerberus vibe.

Fast forward, it took a squad of martyrs to birth that crazy idea. 😱

Plot twist: The unity vibe bounced back when nations flexed their religious freedom muscles. 🌎

Now, the Eastern states are reppin’ that pure unity, spreading like a trending challenge — East, West, South, you name it! 🌐

I’m calling it — Unitarianism is about to be the next big thing in the U.S. religious scene. 🚀

Peep those Eastern presses — they’re dropping some knowledge bombs, and you gotta get your hands on Priestly’s lit writings. 📚

Honestly, the whole “one is three, three is one” deal? Totally mind-boggling — like trying to understand a dance move without a tutorial. 🤯

Trust me, if you surrender your reason, you’re basically a ship with no rudder, just getting tossed around by every crazy idea out there.

Stay woke, fam! 🚢💨

#UnitarianismRising #MindBlown

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